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Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Joined at the hipster.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Elephant in the Womb

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Dogs are men."

Men can show their emotions!

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Je Suis Charlie

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Sharp Eyes

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Sensitive Dude.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"