Expression Without Words Gifts

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Elephant in the Womb

Men can show their emotions!

"Dogs are men."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Sharp Eyes

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Sensitive Dude.

S**t Threw a Goose

Je Suis Charlie

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Quiet Quitting

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.