Individual Expression Gifts

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Nuts to you, too."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

The Elephant in the Womb

"Dogs are men."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Sharp Eyes

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Book Worm

S**t Threw a Goose

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Whatever!

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'