Individual Expression Mugs

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Joined at the hipster.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

The Elephant in the Womb

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Dogs are men."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Whatever!

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

S**t Threw a Goose

Je Suis Charlie

The Sensitive Dude.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Book Worm