Expressions Gifts

'Can of worms - do not open!'

"So I`m asking you to carry one more straw. What`s with the big problem?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

The Legendary Birth of an Idiom

Acme Rubber Band Company: Back in a Snap

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"You wanted to see me?"

Smoky was reluctant to speak, but anything straight from the horse's mouth was always well received...

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

'The good news is...in all those black ominous clouds hanging over the world scene...somewhere, there's bound to be a silver lining.'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'

'Get with it Harvey, no one says, 'loose as a goose' anymore.'

'The s**t hit the fan, thank the Lord it wasn't turned on.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"He's my service bull."

A stitch in time saves nine.

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"If you walk like a duck, talk like a duck..." "What are you insinuating?"

The Elephant in the Womb

"Dogs are men."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've come home, but not necessarily to roost."

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"