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'Can of worms - do not open!'

"So I`m asking you to carry one more straw. What`s with the big problem?"

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"Hey, it's good news!!"

Acme Rubber Band Company: Back in a Snap

Smoky was reluctant to speak, but anything straight from the horse's mouth was always well received...

"You wanted to see me?"

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

'The good news is...in all those black ominous clouds hanging over the world scene...somewhere, there's bound to be a silver lining.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

The Legendary Birth of an Idiom

'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

'The s**t hit the fan, thank the Lord it wasn't turned on.'

The Elephant in the Womb

"He's my service bull."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"If you walk like a duck, talk like a duck..." "What are you insinuating?"

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

'Get with it Harvey, no one says, 'loose as a goose' anymore.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

A stitch in time saves nine.

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

"Behind every good man is a good woman trying to forget the view."

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.

"I've come home, but not necessarily to roost."