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"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Artist

"Cat box"

Paul Klee

Can You Spot the Differences?

Robert Fripp

My First Camera

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.