Non-verbal Communicator T-Shirts

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Bouquets that say what you can't

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

The Theatre of Mime.

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

"Check it out. I'm exploring the fine line between a look of intense concentration and my usual resting dumb face."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

~ S.O.S.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"His tail has stopped wagging."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Body Language - Hiss!

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."