Nonverbal Communication Experts T-Shirts

"His volumes speak silences."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Like.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

When mimes make an appointment...

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"

Body Language - Hiss!

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

"His tail has stopped wagging."

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"My wife and I do have words, but I don't get to use mine."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

The Theatre of Mime.

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"