Lost-but-hopefuls T-Shirts

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Inbox and Outbox

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"My glass is half empty"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

Employment Office.

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Graduation Day 2020

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"

Tall, dark & handsome.

'Sure, you can marry my daughter when you have some money...here's five bucks.'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

Wishing Well

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

"It was a golden age, a time of optimism and hope for the future, an age of enthusiasm and excitement...anything was possible!"

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

Jim wasn't much of a dater.

"I know we broke up months ago, but social distancing has made it too hard to meet new people."