Lost But Hopeful Soul T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Social distancing

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'I hate my life.

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I made the mistake of telling the boss about my ambition to get to the top in the company."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

Ship

Cup half full

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

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"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

"Keep your chin up."

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

"I can help you with stock downturns. I'm the blueprint of irrational exuberance."

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."