Loss And Humor Gifts

Mourning Pens

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Looks like another profit's warning

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I know. I miss him, too."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Broken Heart

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"He had a full two weeks."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

A grave with an array of beauty products

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

Dead Workaholic

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Shoveling Snow

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

His on his final journey.

Know when to let it go.