Loss And Humor Gifts

Mourning Pens

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Looks like another profit's warning

"I know. I miss him, too."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Broken Heart

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"He had a full two weeks."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

A grave with an array of beauty products

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Shoveling Snow

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Dead Workaholic

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

His on his final journey.

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'