Losing-it Master Gifts

He was always losing it.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Champagne

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Pint

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"To toast!"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Pint

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Wine Lovers

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

One Man and Two Trucks

'I play it to kill time.'

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position