Losing-it Master Mugs

He was always losing it.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Champagne

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Pint

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Wine Lovers

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

One Man and Two Trucks

'I play it to kill time.'

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"I always put things off until the last minute."