Lost And Found Master Mugs

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

One Man and Two Trucks

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

Stick man throws arm for dog

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

Olde Time Dance Society

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"My audio is okay, but my video is kind of sore"

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

'Has anyone handed in a case of Scotch?'

Message in a bottle...

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

Business man with magnifying glass

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

Crime section in a library.

"That's my comb...result."

He was always losing it.

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'