Lost And Found Manager Mugs

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

Be open to help.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'It looks like our data.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Fire Backwards.

Shipwrecked.

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Lost CatCat Found.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

Microbe manager.

"Where have you been?"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"