Lost And Found Specialist Mugs

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

Be open to help.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Working from home.

Directions.

Shipwrecked.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'Has anyone handed in a case of Scotch?'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"