Lost Property Finders Mugs

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"This one's rubbish as well."

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

House detective.

Homeless elderly parents - 'Isn't it nice that our kids are finally on the property ladder?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

And it's only a stone's throw from the local school.

"I just love these new genetically - enhanced real estate agents!"

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

'What - the whole house is flooded? Great! I take it!'

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

"That's my comb...result."

"Bloody estate spotters have been at it again!"

"This apartment ain't big enough for the both of us."