Finding Lost Items Mugs

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Seagulls landing

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

Lost CatCat Found.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Lost & found dept.

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

"That's my comb...result."

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'