Lost Item Detective Mugs

Lost & found dept.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Working from home.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Style

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

I'm home, son! Did you bring me anything, dad? A new bike! Is it a Schwinn? If "Schwinn" is German for "Hallucination," yes!

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

"Damn. No hat."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'Apparently when she said she didn't want ANYTHING for Christmas I made the mistake of not hearing her say 'I want a crocodile skin attache case'.'

Jigsaw puzzle

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

Missing sheet of paper

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".