Lost Item Detective Mugs

Lost & found dept.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Working from home.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Style

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

"Damn. No hat."

Jigsaw puzzle

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'Apparently when she said she didn't want ANYTHING for Christmas I made the mistake of not hearing her say 'I want a crocodile skin attache case'.'

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

Missing sheet of paper

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

"Why do I get the feeling you have re-gifted this?"

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".