Finding Lost Items Prints

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Seagulls landing

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Lost & found dept.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"That's my comb...result."

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"