Lost And Found Expert Mugs

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"That's my comb...result."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Be open to help.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Directions.

Shipwrecked.

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Working from home.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

A stranger in paradise.

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"