Loose Wires Lover Gifts

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Piano Keyboard

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

Social Media Blues

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Golfers lost on the road

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The Butlers Ball.

The stilt walkers union on strike

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Tightrope Walker

Blues Night.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Blues Nite Pub

Street musician enterprises.