High-wire Adventurer Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Meet the new factory manager.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"It's called being preemptive."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

"Good dog!"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

Tightrope Walker

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"They've replaced the company car."

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

The stilt walkers union on strike

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Google Earth For Pirates

'EEEEHA!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

Personnel. How are your people skills?

"Recalculating."