High Wire Artist Gifts

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You lifted your head.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'

Walking a fine line of debt.

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

"I have to try this before I die."

'I came here to get away from graphs.'

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

'Look, Bernie's doing his high wire act!'

"Get the pliers yourself."

Leonardo da Vinci at it again.

'They're call 'spotters', Verl. They make sure she doesn't cheat.'

Electrician

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

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