High-wire Daredevil Gifts

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Acme Skydiving School.

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

'Who wants to go first?'

Electric car powered by cumbersome battery

"I have to try this before I die."