High-wire Daredevil Mugs

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Now hiring.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Acme Skydiving School.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'

'Who wants to go first?'

Electric car powered by cumbersome battery

'Bugger!'