Loose Wires Lover T-Shirts

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Piano Keyboard

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

B.B. King

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Air Footer

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

Social Media Blues

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Golfers lost on the road

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The Butlers Ball.

Tightrope Walker

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Blues Night.

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Blues Nite Pub

Street musician enterprises.

The stilt walkers union on strike

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.