Longfellow Fan Gifts

Hiawatha day, New York City, 1974

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Under pressure.

"I hate it when we fight."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Slalom

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Pizza Shard

Polly Clinic.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Leonard Cohen

Sean Connery

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Go Britain!

Go Team!

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"