Longfellow Fan Gifts

Hiawatha day, New York City, 1974

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Under pressure.

"I hate it when we fight."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Slalom

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Daniel Craig caricature

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Pizza Shard

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

Polly Clinic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Sean Connery

Leonard Cohen

Paul Simon

Go Britain!

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

Go Team!

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'