Long Call Aficionado Gifts

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

...the onion rings

Rapunzel as a child.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Snooker.

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Listenin' in

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.