Long Call Aficionado Pillows

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Rapunzel as a child.

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Snooker.

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"The clerk will call the roll."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Listenin' in

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."