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Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Born to be Mild.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Waiting Room For Godot.

...the onion rings

Call Center.

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'I forgot to get show tires.'