Cold Call Enthusiast Pillows

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Born to be Mild.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

...the onion rings

Call Center.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.