Cold Calling Adventurer Pillows

Call Center.

"Tommy!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Sleigh Ride

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Staying Warm.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Winter fishing

"This will come up in couples therapy!"