Cold Calling Adventurer Gifts

Call Center.

"Tommy!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

The lonely figure

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Staying Warm.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Sleigh Ride

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"This will come up in couples therapy!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"