Cold Calling Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone who dreads or embraces cold calling? Our collection of fun merchandise captures the quirks and frustrations of this often-challenging task. Celebrate their hustle or add humor to their day with a gift that speaks to their interest in sales and cold calling.

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Man cold-calling on phone from igloo mockup

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

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What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays. mockup

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

from $19.00

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.' mockup

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Hockey Season.

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Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity mockup

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

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Bad times to sneeze

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Ice Fishing

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"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?" mockup

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

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A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near... mockup

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?'' mockup

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

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'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.' mockup

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

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"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

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Call Center.

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'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.' mockup

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

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Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?' mockup

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

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"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking." mockup

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

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'My elbow has a cold!'

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'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.' mockup

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

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Mr. Winter blast returns.

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'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...' mockup

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

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'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'I can remember when this was just ice.' mockup

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

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'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!' mockup

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

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"Faked by a snake selling rakes." mockup

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

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How do Eskimos make love?

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Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red. mockup

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

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People siting on icebergs,

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Cold and Flu Medication.

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"I don't think this is the right spare" mockup

"I don't think this is the right spare"

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Captain Oates leaves the tent... "I'm just going to chill the Chardonnay"

Captain Oates leaves the tent... "I'm just going to chill the Chardonnay" mockup

Captain Oates leaves the tent... "I'm just going to chill the Chardonnay"

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'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

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The igloo. The igloo-loo

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They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers! mockup

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

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"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me." mockup

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

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"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?" mockup

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

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Cold Calling Gifts Collection

Cold Calling Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more hilarious and relatable cold calling-themed designs that are ideal for daily use or office humor.

Cold Calling Pillows

Check out our pillows with humorous cold calling graphics—great for adding personality to any workspace or cozy corner.

Cold Calling Prints

Discover prints that capture the humor of cold calling—ideal for decorating a home office or sales space with a touch of wit.

Cold Calling T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts to find witty and fun designs perfect for anyone who loves to joke about cold calling or sales work.