Cold Calling Mugs

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Hockey Season.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Bad times to sneeze

Ice Fishing

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Call Center.

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'My elbow has a cold!'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

How do Eskimos make love?

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

People siting on icebergs,

Cold and Flu Medication.

"I don't think this is the right spare"

Captain Oates leaves the tent... "I'm just going to chill the Chardonnay"

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

The igloo. The igloo-loo

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"