Cold Calling Pillows

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Hockey Season.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Bad times to sneeze

Ice Fishing

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Call Center.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'My elbow has a cold!'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

You always call. Telemarketer's Mom.

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

How do Eskimos make love?

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

People siting on icebergs,

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

Cold and Flu Medication.

"I don't think this is the right spare"

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."