Cold Lovers Gifts

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Rude Snowpeople

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Fireplace Projector.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Say, I just had a thought