Logistics Learner Gifts

'Apples don't grow on trees you know.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You Shouldn't Have

University of Hard Knocks

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

Moral Values for Dummies

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."