Logistics Learner Gifts

'Apples don't grow on trees you know.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

University of Hard Knocks

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Moral Values for Dummies

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Special Delivery!'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'