Logic Guru Pillows

"Mother, you mustn't conflate correlation with causation."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Staff Yearbook

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"