Logic Master Pillows

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

"My metier is ratiocination."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"