Logic Master Pillows

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

"My metier is ratiocination."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'