Logic Coach Pillows

Illogic Tree

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Reasonableman

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'