Logic Guru Gifts

"Mother, you mustn't conflate correlation with causation."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Robots In The Boardroom

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

The Modern Novel.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Staff Yearbook

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'