Log Smacker T-Shirts

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Raining Leaves.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Loggerheads

Deforestation in Romania

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Swing without a tree

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Green carpet

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Sawrd Fighting

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Deforestation