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"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Trivia/Great Literature.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Seated Elephant

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Delights of the Chace.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Finish line.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Loggers Destroy Industry.

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Paul's Bunions

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

"At least see who the author is."

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

New Year Resolutions Recycling

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

They never even knew...

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'Grandpa, tell me again how you used to chuck wood before you started outsourcing,'

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'