Log Jumpers Mugs

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Trivia/Great Literature.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Seated Elephant

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Delights of the Chace.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Finish line.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

Loggers Destroy Industry.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"At least see who the author is."

Paul's Bunions

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

New Year Resolutions Recycling

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

They never even knew...

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

'Grandpa, tell me again how you used to chuck wood before you started outsourcing,'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

Competing Mission Trampoline