Log Smacker Pillows

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Raining Leaves.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Green carpet

Loggerheads

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Swing without a tree

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Deforestation in Romania

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Sawrd Fighting

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Deforestation