Logging Pillows

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

'We were too busy.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

A timber Log filling out his Logbook

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

When Worlds Collide

Rubber tree lumberjacks

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Where did you learn to chop trees?"

Lumber Jacka**

Deforestation

You B*****D

Tree growing

Deforestation

Absurd log splitting machine

'Hard day of clear cutting, dear?'

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Low tech...lower tech

'What are you doing?!'

Susie's Timber

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

Paul's Bunions

A lumberjack chops down a tree

Lumberjack's Dog

Newspaper Categories

Shepherd and eurydice

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.