Logger Pillows

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

"Should we have lunch first?"

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

Rain forest ends here.

Nature and Man

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

Deforestation.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Chuck me.'

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

"I could use a hug."

Sawrd Fighting

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

'Well, to counteract human activities, we'd better start planting trees ourselves...'

'Is that the purpose of life?'

'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.

"How many times have I asked you, John... don't bring your work home with you!"

Deforestation: The Last Tree

Bear vs. Lumberjack

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Mourning the Tree Before its Cut Down.

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

Bird commits suicide on tree cutters axe