Loan Glamour Gifts

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Peter Lorre caricature

Carole Lombard

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Student Debt

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Modern day mirror.

Bar Refaeli

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Venus Fly Trap

Loan trap