Loan Glamour Gifts

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Peter Lorre caricature

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

Modern day mirror.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Student Debt

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Loan trap

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Venus Fly Trap

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"It makes me feel better about myself."